HILARIOUS CBOX MOMENTS!!!

[20:55:53] * Daichi Takumi 's staff hat yells "SLYTHERIN"

[20:56:29] * Daichi Takumi puts Kimmi on the Slytherin table.

[20:56:30] * Seika chuckles. "Slytherin my ass."

[20:56:40] Kimmi Sato : O.O

[22:16:31] Miyuki : Hey guys, wanna know a new cure for cancer?
[22:16:43] Miyuki : Face and throat cancer.
[22:16:45] @ Kako : Nah
[22:16:48] @ Kako : I'm all good
[22:16:52] Miyuki : *?
[22:16:52] @ Nokomi : ^
[22:16:57] Miyuki : TOO BAD
[22:17:03] @ Nokomi : Oh no.
[22:17:05] @ Nokomi : *hides in a box*
[22:17:06] @ Loki : Ok what.
[22:17:09] Miyuki : IT'S SUPER HERPES
[22:17:20] @ Kako : OH
[22:17:22] @ Kako : OH THANKS
[22:17:26] @ Kako : I'LL GO GET SOME NOW
[22:17:36] @ Kako : HEY KIMMI
[22:17:47] @ Nokomi : xD
[22:18:01] Kimmi : O_O
[22:18:02] @ Kako : Kidding
[22:18:07] Kimmi : <.<
[22:18:08] @ Kako : I already have super herpes

Daichi Sings Dubstep

[20:12:43] @ Nokomi : *plays a smexy bass line for whatever song this is"
[20:12:54] Miyuki : ,
[20:12:55] @ Kako : It requires no bass
[20:12:59] @ Kako : Just a piano.
[20:13:15] @ Nokomi : *throws the bass through a window and grabs a piano*
[20:13:15] @ Kako : It's rather short, though
[20:13:22] @ Kako : *Ahem*
[20:13:30] @ Kako : Here's a story
[20:13:32] @ Kako : Of a guy
[20:13:38] @ Kako : Who grew up lost and lonely
[20:13:39] @ Loki : BASS DROP
[20:13:44] @ Kako : Thinkin' love was
[20:13:46] @ Kako : FE
[20:13:46] @ Kako : UIEWWEFWUIEFBWIEUFBWEUIFWE
[20:13:51] @ Loki : WOOOOOOWWNNNN WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB
[20:13:53] @ Kako : WUBWUBWUBWUWUBUWBUWUBWUBWUB
[20:13:56] @ Loki : EEEEEEEEE
[20:13:58] @ Kako : WHOOOSH
[20:14:00] @ Kako : WUBWUBWUBW
[20:14:05] @ Loki : WOWIEKIUNINTELLIGLENOISE
[20:14:57] Miyuki : xD
[20:14:59] @ Kako : That moment was gold.
[20:15:05] @ Nokomi : ^

[11:47:03] @ Loki : Tarek bawls like a little girl all the time.
[11:47:12] @ Tarek : ^
[11:47:21] @ Tarek : I am a sensitive soul
[11:48:30] * Tarek cries on Loki's shoulder. "I have no posts!"
[11:49:02] @ Sanaki : neither did I for the last 3 days
[11:49:20] @ Sanaki : and given that I leve for work in like 5 minutes... yeah. it'll hafta be later
[11:49:58] Naxx-Ja : GOOD RIDDIANCE
[11:50:06] * Tarek had important assignment work...and me never thought Sanaki would stoop so low!
[11:50:13] @ Tarek : he*
[11:51:26] * Loki gives Tarek some pills.
[11:51:34] * Tarek bursts into tears again
[11:51:43] @ Tarek : Vicodin?
[11:51:48] @ Loki : Cyanide.
[11:51:59] @ Tarek : -____-

[14:51:32 29/03/13] * Kako would be a hypocrite if he complained about Kimmi cheating on him
[14:51:34 29/03/13] @ Kako : I MEAN...
[14:51:36 29/03/13] @ Kako : UH...
[14:51:41 29/03/13] @ Kako : LOVELY WEATHER WE'RE HAVING
[14:52:20 29/03/13] Kimmi : O.O
[14:53:20 29/03/13] * Kinalune is tackled.
[14:53:32 29/03/13] Kinalune : Smooth, Kako. Smooth.
[14:53:49 29/03/13] @ Kako : Thanks, Kina
[14:54:08 29/03/13] @ Kako : It's the same tactic i'll employ when i'm in the secret service
[14:54:16 29/03/13] @ Kako : "WHERE IS ZE INFORMATION??"
[14:54:29 29/03/13] @ Kako : "THE PARK, UNDER THE BUSH NEXT TO THE GATE"
[14:54:33 29/03/13] @ Kako : "I MEAN..."
[14:54:36 29/03/13] @ Kako : "UH..."
[14:54:46 29/03/13] @ Kako : "LOVELY WEATHER WE'RE HAVING OUT HERE IN PAKISTAN"
[14:55:10 29/03/13] Kinalune : You have truly mastered the art of diversion.
[14:55:21 29/03/13] Kinalune : I am jealous.
[14:55:50 29/03/13] @ Kako : I can teach you
[14:55:55 29/03/13] @ Kako : But i'd have to charge
[14:56:44 29/03/13] Kinalune : Can I pay you in tears?
[14:57:59 29/03/13] Kimmi : lol
[14:58:26 29/03/13] @ Kako : Yes.
[14:58:51 29/03/13] * Kinalune is busy crying into a bucket.
[15:00:03 29/03/13] @ Kako : Oh my...
[15:00:07 29/03/13] @ Kako : How kinky of you
[15:00:14 29/03/13] * Kako needs a towel
[15:01:41 29/03/13] * Kinalune is fondling the bucket sexually.
[15:03:46 29/03/13] @ Kako : I NEED AN ADULT
[15:03:49 29/03/13] @ Kako : I NEED AN ADULT
[15:06:43 29/03/13] Kimmi : O_O
[15:06:58 29/03/13] Kinalune : THERE ARE NO ADULTS TO SAVE YOU HERE
[15:07:49 29/03/13] * Kimmi hides her age just to watch this
[15:07:49 29/03/13] * Kako cries at this horrible bucket related incident
[15:12:04 29/03/13] * Kinalune dumps the contents of the bucket onto Kako.
[15:13:20 29/03/13] * Kako will never be the same again
[15:17:25 29/03/13] Kimmi :
[15:19:11 29/03/13] Kinalune : >:]
[15:19:55 29/03/13] * Kako dies a slow and painful death by bucket
[15:21:08 29/03/13] * Kimmi drags Kako
[15:25:04 29/03/13] * Kako is dragged to an undisclosed location
[15:30:22 29/03/13] Kimmi : undisclosed locations are the best
[15:32:25 29/03/13] @ Kako : >.<
[15:32:37 29/03/13] @ Kako : I didn't know you were into that type of thing
[15:34:43 29/03/13] Kimmi :
[15:41:04 29/03/13] @ Kako : >.<
[15:41:13 29/03/13] @ Kako : For god's sake woman it's still rape if it's a corpse
[15:42:15 29/03/13] @ Kako : I think that should be the first thing people see when the enter NC
[15:42:19 29/03/13] Kimmi : lol
[15:42:20 29/03/13] @ Kako : That quote
[15:42:33 29/03/13] Kimmi : XD
[15:42:34 29/03/13] @ Kako : "For god's sake woman it's still rape if it's a corpse"
[15:42:43 29/03/13] @ Kako : Welcome to New Chapters guys
[15:42:51 29/03/13] @ Kako : Make sure not to trip over the dead bodies
[15:45:49 29/03/13] Kinalune : "No, come back. Why are you running away?"
[15:48:40 29/03/13] Kimmi : lol
[15:48:55 29/03/13] @ Kako : XD
[15:48:59 29/03/13] @ Kako : Yes.
[15:49:04 29/03/13] @ Kako : Exactly like that
[15:50:40 29/03/13] Kinalune : Guess what I'm doodling.
[15:50:59 29/03/13] @ Kako : Kimmi raping me?
[15:51:04 29/03/13] @ Kako : Because that really wouldn't surprise me

[19:43:08] Kinalune : br... ong
[19:43:11] @ Shula : Guuuurrrrrllllllll. You 'bout to get kicked back to where you comed frrroom.
[19:43:16] @ Shula : @Kina: Shhh.
[19:43:19] @ Shula : *pats head*
[19:43:32] * Kinalune is hushed.
[19:43:36] * Kinalune falls asleep.
[19:44:02] * Kimmi huggles Kina
[19:44:29] * Kinalune is huggled but she doesn't know it because she is asleep.
[19:44:43] * Kinalune snores.
[19:44:45] * Kimmi realizes Kina is still young enough to morph
[19:45:02] Kinalune : ?
[19:45:05] * Shula is very confused. Morph?
[19:45:21] Kinalune : into what
[19:45:29] Kinalune : an adult?
[19:46:38] Kinalune : KIMMI GET BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN YOURSELF
[19:47:06] Kinalune : KIIIIIIIIMIIIIIIIII
[19:47:12] @ Shula : KIMMI GET BACK HERE AND LOVE ME.
[19:47:21] @ Shula : I mean, uh... DO AS KINA SAYS.
[19:47:31] Kinalune : O.o
[19:48:28] @ Shula : *smiles awkwardly8
[19:49:37] @ Shula : I wuv you gaiz.
[19:50:59] * Shula is greeted by silence and understands when she isn't wanted.
[19:52:17] @ Shula : NEVER MIND I'LL FIND
[19:52:19] @ Shula : SOMEONE LIKE YOU
[19:52:27] @ Shula : I WISH NOTHING BUT THE BEST
[19:52:30] @ Shula : FOOORRRR YOUUUUUU
[19:52:33] @ Shula : DON'T FORGET ME
[19:52:34] @ Shula : I BEG
[19:52:39] @ Shula : I REMEMBER YOU SAID
[19:52:42] @ Shula : *fades away*
[19:54:03] Kimmi : o-o
[19:54:55] Kinalune : o-o
[19:55:15] @ Shula : *huggles Kimmi and Kina tightly* OH I KNEW YOU WANTED ME TO STAY.
[19:55:32] @ Shula : *begins to sob* I'm not needy, I just enjoy being loved!! DON'T. JUDGE. ME.
[19:55:35] @ Shula :
[19:55:40] Kinalune : *is gasping for breath* no we thought you left
[19:56:01] @ Shula : *lets go* oh... *heart breaks*
[19:56:06] Kinalune : ;P
[19:56:24] Kinalune : APRIL FOOLS WE LOVE YOU
[19:56:34] Kimmi : ^\
[19:56:35] @ Shula : Aaaahhh! You guys got me!
[19:56:41] @ Shula :
[19:56:47] @ Shula : I love you too!
[19:57:02] Kinalune : ^u^
[19:57:10] * Kimmi notices her breast are lopsided
[19:57:31] * Kinalune grabs Kimmi's breasts. "Yes... lopsided."
[19:57:33] * Shula would fix those but uh...
[19:57:44] @ Shula : that's Kina's job.
[19:57:57] @ Shula : o.O
[19:58:34] Kinalune : Hell yes it is.
[19:58:53] @ Shula : Okay. Kimmi. Explain 'morph'.
[19:58:56] * Kinalune uses magic lesbian powers to fix Kimmi's boobs.
[19:59:14] @ Shula : I'm totally going to get kicked out of the CB by NetNanny. xD
[19:59:20] @ Shula : Especially at this rate.
[19:59:54] Kimmi : o-o
[19:59:55] Kinalune : Don't let NetNanny boss you around.
[20:00:02] Kimmi : ^
[20:00:15] Kinalune : Destroy NetNanny.
[20:00:25] @ Shula : But I can't. D:
[20:00:26] Kimmi : I'm going to turn Kina into my own image
[20:00:31] Kimmi : TRY
[20:00:33] @ Shula : I'm only 17, I can't. XD
[20:00:36] Kimmi : YOU HAVE TO TRY
[20:00:47] @ Shula : TRY TRY TRYYYY.
[20:00:56] @ Shula : *breaks into song*
[20:01:04] @ Shula : WHERE THERE IS DESIRE THERE IS GUNNA BE A FLAME
[20:01:10] @ Shula : WHERE THERE IS A FLAME SOMEONE BOUND TO GET BURNED
[20:01:17] @ Shula : BUT JUST BCUZ IT BURNS DON'T MEAN YOU GUNNA DIE
[20:01:22] @ Shula : YOU GOTTA GET UP AND TRY TRY TRYYYYY
[20:01:25] * Shula is done.
[20:01:27] Kinalune : no
[20:01:38] Kinalune : *dies*
[20:01:40] @ Shula : KINA. TRRYYYYY.
[20:01:57] @ Shula : NOOOO
[20:02:01] Kinalune : *cannot try* *is dead*
[20:02:02] @ Shula : I WANT YOU TO STAAAAYYYYY
[20:02:10] Kinalune : *floats away*
[20:02:38] @ Shula : NOT REALLY SURE HOW TO FEEL ABOUT IT
[20:02:46] @ Shula : SOMETHIN' IN THE WAY YOU MOVE [guuurrllll]
[20:02:50] @ Shula : MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT U
[20:02:54] @ Shula : AND IT TAKES ME ALL THE WAY
[20:02:58] @ Shula : I WANT YOU TO STAAAAAYYYYYY
[20:03:07] * Shula is done once more and revives Kina.
[20:03:39] * Kinalune is revived.
[20:04:34] * Shula is surprised at her necromancy powers and goes to raise a zombie army.
[20:05:05] Kimmi : o-o
[20:05:16] * Kimmi heads for the hills
[20:05:32] * Shula follows because she loves Kimmi
[20:05:50] * Kinalune wants to be in the zombie army, so she follows Shul.
[20:06:49] * Shula sets up a nice lovely picnic on top of a hill and commands Kina to go catch Kimmi so they can make her a zombie too and enjoy lunch together as a happy zombie family.
[20:06:54] * Kimmi doesn't know how to respond
[20:08:01] * Kinalune snipes Kimmi with a tranquilizer dart and drags her body to the picnic.
[20:08:17] * Shula is so proud that she starts tearing up.
[20:08:50] * Kinalune is happy.
[20:09:43] Kimmi : o-o
[20:09:49] Kinalune : >:]
[20:11:17] @ Shula : ^.^
[20:12:10] * Kimmi decides to rape everyone and lives happily evr after
[20:12:56] @ Shula : Well. That's a lovely story.

[17:29:48] Kimmi joined the chat on Tue Apr 02, 2013 5:29 pm
[17:29:57] * Kimmi tackles Ryuu
[17:29:59] Mei Fong : Oh no...
[17:30:05] Kinalune : KIMMI! <3
[17:30:12] * Ryuu is tackled
[17:30:19] @ Ryuu : "HEy!"
[17:30:43] Kimmi : KINA! <3
[17:30:51] * Kimmi tackles Mei
[17:31:04] * Zulera gropes Kina
[17:31:15] Kimmi : o-o
[17:31:24] * Kinalune is gropped.
[17:31:32] * Mei Fong is tackled, not tackle-hugged, just tackled, though seems unhurt.
[17:31:46] * Mei Fong is stuck between diapproval and approval.
[17:31:52] Mei Fong : disapproval*
[17:31:52] @ Zulera : I seem to have different greetings for everyone xD
[17:31:54] Kimmi :
[17:32:04] Mei Fong : Notformethough...
[17:32:37] Mei Fong : IgetignoredbecauseI'mexpectedtobeherenomatterwhat.
[17:33:23] Kimmi : o-o
[17:33:36] @ Ryuu : My default form greeting from Zul is. "You're alive!"
[17:33:46] @ Zulera : ^
[17:33:55] @ Zulera : my greeting for Mei is something along the lines of...
[17:33:57] * Zulera takes her top off
[17:34:17] @ Zulera : I never said anything about uniqueness or exclusiveness
[17:34:44] * Mei Fong would like to say he resists, however, he does not, and 'covers' Zul's breasts in no time atall.
[17:35:36] * Kimmi pokes at Zai
[17:35:41] * Kinalune wishes Mei hadn't covered Zul's breasts.
[17:36:02] @ Ryuu : aw
[17:36:03] Kimmi : O-O
[17:36:17] * Ryuu was ready to take pics of Kina and Zul...
[17:36:26] Mei Fong : Zul, you're turning all these girls lesbian...
[17:36:27] * Zulera will give Kina a demonstration if she wants
[17:36:35] @ Zulera : everyone is lesbian for Zul
[17:36:43] Mei Fong : ^
[17:36:50] Ryuu has logged off the chat on Tue Apr 02, 2013 5:36 pm
[17:36:53] Mei Fong : Meanwhile everyone is gay for Kuja...
[17:36:54] Kinalune : ^
[17:36:57] @ Zulera : just like everyone was gay for Iroh in the original series.
[17:37:00] @ Zulera : OH GOD YES
[17:37:06] Ryuu joined the chat on Tue Apr 02, 2013 5:37 pm
[17:37:07] Mei Fong : ^
[17:37:08] @ Zulera : I would so be gay for Kuja
[17:37:17] Ryuu has logged off the chat on Tue Apr 02, 2013 5:37 pm
[17:37:27] Mei Fong : Not sure if a good thing....or a bad thing....
[17:37:28] * Zulera gropes Kina again
[17:37:30] Oghren joined the chat on Tue Apr 02, 2013 5:37 pm
[17:37:37] * Mei Fong is so confused.
[17:37:40] Mei Fong : Oh no...
[17:37:43] @ Oghren : Beheheha!
[17:37:49] Mei Fong : Here comes the Dwarf...
[17:37:53] * Kinalune gropes Zul back.
[17:37:59] Zevran joined the chat on Tue Apr 02, 2013 5:37 pm
[17:38:07] * Zulera approves
[17:38:16] * Oghren invites Kina and Zul to join him for some strip poker
[17:38:36] * Kinalune is boss at poker.
[17:38:38] * Zevran is totally game xDDDD
[17:38:42] * Kimmi drags Kina back into the darkness
[17:39:08] Hakota-Zai has been kicked by Zevran
[17:39:09] * Mei Fong finds himself somewhat distraut by all this...madness...
[17:39:14] Mei Fong has logged off the chat on Tue Apr 02, 2013 5:39 pm
[17:39:19] @ Zevran : "another night on the town it is then..."
[17:39:24] * Kinalune is dragged away to be ravished by Kimmi.
[17:39:44] * Kimmi has learned alto from Kako
[17:39:50] Kimmi : a lot8
[17:39:55] Kimmi : >.<
[17:40:24] * Oghren shouts at Kimmi. "Hey! Where are you taking that long-legged goddess!?"
[17:40:30] * Zulera drags Kina back out
[17:40:43] * Zulera 's breasts are also apparently no longer covered
[17:40:58] * Kinalune is manhandled about like an object.
[17:41:19] * Kimmi drags Kina and Zul into the darkness
[17:41:26] @ Zevran : eh, she's still wearing clothes
[17:41:55] * Kinalune stares at topless Zul.
[17:42:26] * Oghren gets a better angle on Kina and Zul and cackles xD
[17:42:26] * Zulera stares at dressed Kina
[17:42:46] Kimmi : o-o
[17:42:53] * Kinalune takes off her top as well.
[17:43:16] Hakota-Zai joined the chat on Tue Apr 02, 2013 5:43 pm
[17:43:39] Hakota-Zai has logged off the chat on Tue Apr 02, 2013 5:43 pm : Err... Nevermind then. 0_o
[17:44:00] Kinalune : Mwahaha. >
[17:44:12] Kinalune : >.<
[17:44:27] @ Oghren : *gets a nosebleed*
[17:44:28] Kinalune : * >:]
[17:44:29] * Zulera gropes Kina again
[17:44:37] * Zevran grins smugly and awtches the show
[17:44:43] @ Oghren : Behehaha!
[17:44:51] @ Oghren : "Now we're talking!"
[17:45:05] * Kinalune tackles Zul.

Yeah...

The Ultimate Chocolate War

[02:13:15] * Jiao falcon kicks Nasmi
[02:13:22] Jiao : Nasim*
[02:13:27] Jiao : Sooooo close
[02:14:43] Nasim : Razz
[02:14:56] * Nasim punches in face
[02:16:08] * Jiao is also immuned to face punches
[02:16:16] * Kimmi ties both up with her wips
[02:16:22] Kimmi : whips*
[02:17:08] Jiao : SHE STARTED IT!
[02:17:15] Nasim :
[02:17:24] Nasim : YOU FALCON KICKED ME !!!
[02:17:49] Jiao : You had a bug on you.
[02:18:31] * Nasim throws a random bug on Jiao
[02:18:39] * Nasim falcon kicks Jiao
[02:18:48] Nasim : Good, now we're even
[02:18:56] * Kimmi shakes her head "This won't do at all."
[02:20:03] Nasim : ....
[02:20:15] Nasim : YOU DARE QUESTION MY FALCON KICKS?!
[02:20:18] * Jiao is out cold
[02:21:56] Nasim :
[02:22:00] * Nasim is awesome
[02:23:05] * Jiao is more awesome
[02:23:39] * Nasim is the awesome-est in the entire universe!
[02:24:21] * Jiao is an Oreo so he automatically wins
[02:25:32] Nasim : What is an Oreo?
[02:25:40] Jiao : Me
[02:28:04] Nasim : Well, I'm a Nasim so I win.
[02:28:22] * Kimmi is a Double Stuff Oreo and wins by a land slide
[02:28:45] * Jiao is the legendary mega stuffed Oreo
[02:29:29] Jiao : Nasims went extinct a long time ago
[02:29:56] Jiao : Thanks to me destroying the chocolate fountain
[02:30:03] Nasim : Then how the hell am I alive?
[02:30:29] Jiao : Clone
[02:30:54] Nasim : DAMMIT! I'LL SHOW YOU WHO'S THE CLONE!
[02:31:16] * Jiao eats a s'more
[02:31:18] * Nasim turns into newsperson and says, "World War 3 is about to begin"
[02:31:28] * Kimmi strangles both
[02:32:02] * Jiao regrets nothing!!
[02:33:17] * Nasim begins the ultimate chocolate war
[02:34:04] * Jiao writes in his diary about the chocolate war and how it's only been three seconds and already they won the war
[02:34:53] Nasim : WRONG
[02:35:01] Nasim : IT'S BEEN LONGER THAN THREE SECONDS
[02:35:05] Nasim : You're bad at Maths
[02:37:18] Jiao : Alright fine. 3.5 seconds

[00:50:59] @ Lyndis: @Kei: I did post for Lyndis
[00:51:06] Kei : I'm going to keep fixing my computer lol
[00:52:17] Kei : OK I'll get to it whenever the Asian Gods finally decide to bless with the technology thunb
[00:52:28] @ Lyndis : LOL
[00:52:36] @ Lyndis : put it in rice. rice attracts Asians who fix it for you
[00:56:36] Kei : Haha, that explains why that works
[00:56:44] Kei : genius
[00:56:57] @ Lyndis : inorite?
[00:59:40] Kei : hey
[00:59:49] @ Lyndis : yo
[00:59:50] Kei : I think simply mentioning rice worked
[01:00:15] Kei : Alrighty, lol time to respond to the thread
[01:00:27] @ Lyndis : LOL!