Corrupt a wish

Guest

Granted, but they all pop right after you see them.

I wish for a land full of endless acres of cheesecake, grown from the finest farmers in the world. Very Happy

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sun Oct 23, 2011 10:07 pm

Granted but you blew up after you ate them all

I wish I had a slice of cheese pizza

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sun Sep 02, 2012 6:10 pm

Granted, but you never got to enjoy it, because you were banned from NC. >.>

I wish NC was more active.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sun Sep 02, 2012 6:59 pm

Boom! But now it's filled with godmodding noobs. Thanks, boss

I wish that I could play Truth or Dare with someone >.<

Guest

Granted, but you play it with a fat man named Lester that has mushrooms growing out of his skin.

I wish that I had more self confidence.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sun Sep 02, 2012 10:42 pm

Granted, but now you're too confident, and someone tells you that you can't fly, so you jump off a skyscraper to prove that you can... Turns out you can't.

I wish I could airbend.

Guest

Granted, but now you have to meditate a lot and you have to take care of the Bison in the stables.

I wish that I had a pet bunny, one that I would love forever and that it would love me forever. One that could never die. Please.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sun Sep 02, 2012 10:55 pm

I can deal with it.

Granted, but you become stuck in a cave, with no way out. You eat your rabbit to prevent starvation and die anyways.

I wish I didn't have chronic bronchitis.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sun Sep 02, 2012 10:58 pm

Granted, you no longer have lungs, so you no longer have a disease. But you die.

I wish for some ice cream.

Guest

Granted, you eat the ice cream and a terrible ice cream headache.

I wish for a mech.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Mon Sep 03, 2012 8:49 am

granted, but it's about to self-destruct and takes you with it.

I wish that I hadn't read one piece

Guest

Granted, but you now have no idea what I'm talking about when I speak of it.

I wish that the Transformers were real.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Mon Sep 03, 2012 11:44 am

They are but so is Sheouia Le Beouf (For the last time, if I don't believe in him he doesn't exist >_<)

I wish that I could actually wear hats

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Mon Sep 03, 2012 12:23 pm

Granted, but it could become stuck and you wouldn't be allowed to go into super fancy schmancy places.

I wish for my website to build itself. Because I'm lazy. >_<

Guest

Granted, but now it's an AI and it's taking over the world!

I wish that wish did not backfire.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Mon Sep 03, 2012 12:39 pm

It didn't, and she made the site, but it became very pornographic and your dirty photos were put on the internet.

I wish I hadn't just imagined Gysu naked

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Mon Sep 03, 2012 12:44 pm

Granted, but now you're seeing Zuzu and Miyu doin' it in your mind's eye. [Trust me. Blessing at first, then it's a curse.]

I wish my site DIDN'T become pronographic. Haha!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Mon Sep 03, 2012 12:54 pm

(actually, I don't like seeing sex at all {kind of like seeing chocolate you can't have >.<} so it would permanently be a curse)

Alright, but now the rest of your computer has.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Mon Sep 03, 2012 2:17 pm

Banned for not making a wish! Wait... Wrong thread..

I wish the Human race wasn't 99.99% ignorant fools. (Including me)

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Mon Sep 03, 2012 2:22 pm

Granted, but we end up going to war with 'other life' and the Earth is destroyed.

I wish we could all coexist. No wars, no hate, just simply coexisting with one another.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Mon Sep 03, 2012 2:35 pm

alright, but now the birth rate has gone through the roof because people aren't dying as much anymore, we get overpopulated, our resources run out and we all die. You really should have thought about why it's in human nature to fight.

I wish that people understood their biology better.

Guest

We do, and now everyone is sex crazed so we all overpopulate and die!

I wish that I was a robot.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Mon Sep 03, 2012 4:34 pm

As you wish. You are now incapable of sentient process and are tossed out within a year due to being outdated. You spend eternity in a buried trash heap until you are eventually dug up and destroyed for materials.

I wish humans were Omnipotent.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Mon Sep 03, 2012 4:46 pm

As you wish. Humans rampage through the cosmos, destroying everything in existence until realizing that they are alone. As a result, humans turn on each other but nothing further happens because everyone is omnipotent and no one can get a leg up on anyone else. Thus, the cosmos sits in limbo while humans float through the infinite void cursing the fact that they didn't use their powers simply to create a race of sentient Mitt Romneys to laugh at.

I wish Will Farrell would star in the move Harry Caray: HEY!

Guest

You see it and it is terrible

I wish that I had the Triforce of Power.