Corrupt a wish

Post a wish. Then the next poster finds a way to corrupt it and posts their own wish.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you fly too high and die of suffocation.

I wish I was invincible.

Granted, but you get banned for hax.

I wish I had lots of monies.

Granted, but you end up with all the money in the world so they change currency.

I wish for nothing.

(if that's not allowed then I wish for lots of balloons!)

Granted, but your life becomes boring and you wish you had wished.

I wish I could have superpowers that allowed me to adapt to any environment.

Granted, but then a mad evil scientist devlops and injects you with a serum to reverse superpowers.

I wish for a time machine so tha I can go back in time and thwart and corruption..to my time machine. >_>

Granted, but your plan fails due to the time machine disrupting space-time continuum, causing the universe to implode into itself.

I wish this wish would actually come true.

Granted, but you wish came true and so nothing happens and so you live the boring life you always have lived

I wish I had a piece of paper to throw away.

Granted, but the paper you threw away came hurling back at you because of a gust of wind.

I wish I had a pet dragon

granted. It runs away

I wish for one more eyelash

granted..but it fell off coz its fake..

i wish i had a laptop

granted. but it was built without a screen.

I wish I was famous

granted, but then your hit album wasn't selling anymore

I wish I was a penguin

Granted, but you was turned into a penguin while traveling in a jeep in a desert.

I wish for eternal happiness.

Granted, but you are so happy everyone forms a giant mob to kill you.

I wish I was a giant black winged lion that shitzbrix.

Granted, but you were captured by Aang and added to team Avatar

I wish I was Momo

Granted, but... he's dead.

I wish I didn't need sleep.

Granted, but you rely on drugs to stay awake causing you to get high...

I wish there were more nations than just fire water earth air...

As you wish, but the only other nation is the one of wizards, who then triumph and take over the rest of the nations.

I wish I never ran away.

Granted, but you run out of food so you go back home.

I wish someone could Rp with me.

Granted, but anyone that starts to rp with you immediately goes inactive for several weeks after posting.

I wish I had actually seen the "Avatar: The Last Airbender" show so that I even half knew what was going on in this place.

Granted, but now everyone knows you haven't seen Avatar: The Last Airbender.

I this salsa was less spicy! *crying*

Granted, but then the salsa was bland

I wish I there was war between nations for a bit

Granted, but they get atomic bombs in their possession and bomb the world flat to the ground.

You didn't wish for anything, I wish for giant balloons.